Robe and shoes
On the eve of the day of the medical worker, we offer readers of our site a comic article in the form of a recommendation for a nurse . What should be the form of clothing, as well as behavior patterns - Alexander Kostyushin talks about all this with sparkling humor.
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Tips for nurses
Dear girls, with your permission, I will take the liberty of giving you some advice that will help you in your work. So…
Of the clothes, you should leave a robe with three buttons, thongs, comfortable shoes, earrings and a locket. A coat, tiara and high-heeled shoes will prevent you from running around the department in emergency situations.
There are no special restrictions on makeup. But black shadows on the eyelids are too much. Not all patients will be able to adequately survive your creativity.
Communication with colleagues should be smooth. The head of the department should not (on) feel that you consider yourself superior to him (her). The same applies to contacts with junior medical staff and peers. It is impossible to offend the younger ones, and equals will not yield to you themselves.
The sick differ from the healthy in that they get sick, and since there are no absolutely healthy people now, the sick should be treated the same way as everyone else - with love and severity. And you will succeed!
Even in ancient times, the Aesculapius noticed that an enema is not a luxury, but a means of transporting fluid in the patient from the other side. Enemas are prescribed from above. That is, there is no your fault in this execution, and you can perform this action with jokes. Patients like this flow of the process.
Some patients are afraid of injections. Before injecting such a boyak, arrange a defile in front of him, confess your sympathy, massage the buttocks, and during the massage stick a needle into the ass. From surprise, the patient will be confused and will tell you not “Oh!”, but “Thank you!”.
Medications in the wards should be delivered to point destinations. In this case, the motto is “I know a doctor better than someone to heal sooner!” has a negative effect. However, in case of a mistake, the patients will not be offended by you. First, they don't know what they're drinking. Secondly, your charm eliminates any error. Beauty and youth is a terrible force!
Flirting in the hospital is possible and even necessary. Science has proven that healthy flirting lifts even hopeless patients out of bed, lowers blood cholesterol levels, raises the tone of nurses and their counterparts, has a beneficial effect on the size of bonuses and reminds professors that nothing human is alien to them.
Flirting - how much merged in this sound for the girl's heart! And yet you shouldn’t flirt recklessly - what if your boyfriend finds out about this, and then a showdown between you can occur. Do you need it? No, if - it is necessary, then - of course.
It's no secret that a nurse has no right to leave the workplace. This creates barriers to shopping. But do not, girls, be afraid of obstacles.
And if you don't go shopping, then shopping should come to you. Order the delivery of a full range of boutiques to the welcoming walls of the clinic. Such a technique, perhaps, should be called anti-shopping, but the point is not in the terminology. And if you still don’t buy anything, you don’t need to be upset: antishopping will come to you at any time convenient for you. And what? And that doesn't happen sometimes.
It is not recommended to avoid corporate gatherings. It is on them that the wide horizons of the present and future open up before the nurse. Nothing brings together heterosexual and same-sex doctors like a good glass of wine, a dance floor and an intimate atmosphere. And what will be ahead - Her Majesty Life will show you.
With this, dear girls, I conclude, with your permission, a short course of necessary advice. See you again, my dear nurses!
